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Looks Good On Paper, the online ‘newspaper’ comic feature, is nearing its eighth year of publication at AM Universal’s GoComics, but in the beginning its survival was anything but assured. It began as a quirk of fate and a bit of luck — evolving from a shapeless blob in the primordial comics soup, changing form and acquiring abilities as it clawed its way up the evolutionary chain, until it triumphantly hoisted itself up on two legs to stand proudly in the light of day!
Historically, it ran in a horizontal format like most comic features, but the occasional vertically oriented strip would appear like a variant of the species, exploring other opportunities in the ecosystem of humor. Some succeeded while others failed — such is the life of comics on this planet. With each new iteration, the species grew stronger, the humor ever-more infectious, until it spread far and wide, ultimately arriving at the top of the food chain instead of in the evolutionary junk pile. This is the eleventh e-book by Dan Collins, the fifth in the Looks Good On Paper series and includes 260 pages of highly evolved humor for any species, though it is preferable having opposable thumbs if you want to turn pages |
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Cartoons That Will Send Me Straight To Hell 4:
Deluxe Anniversary Edition
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The fourth e-book in the series that began eleven years ago, this is the biggest and best yet anniversary edition of the wildest cartoon collection on the planet! Selected from the archives of Dan Collins’ thirty-four year career with Hustler magazine; showcasing two hundred thirty-five pages of cartoons, illustrations, comic strips and personal photos from behind the scenes with the Hustler cartoonists and Larry Flynt’s wild parties! If you’ve been holding off up until now, then this is the e-book of Dan’s you’ve been waiting for!
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In time for Xmas 2021!
200 new comics and cartoons in high resolution HD for your mobile devices.
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These are the times that try men’s souls, as Thomas Paine once wrote. Yes, these last two years have indeed been trying, but we deal with it however best we can and we endure. One way is to laugh as much as possible and how better to do that than with cartoons. Throughout the history of trying times cartoons have been there as an effective and low-priced cure for garden variety depression. It’s escapement for our souls from the ills of our environment. We can for a brief time step outside this world of Paine with the help of a funny scribble on a piece of paper.
Contained within this e-book are an ample supply of comics to supply you with at least a few minutes of relief for the common blues. Additional applications may be needed and can be purchased at your local cartoon e-book seller. No prescription necessary. |
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In its tenth year on AM Universal’s Gocomics website, Looks Good On Paper by Dan Collins is a comic strip like no other. Dan’s signature humor finds its way into your funny bone from so many different angles that it is difficult to categorize. He can be sweet and poignant one moment, snarky and wicked the next and wildly wacky in between. Add an occasional dash of current events, a pinch of politics and you start to get the idea that this comic runs the gamut of the gag galaxy!
Dan Collins has been a professional cartoonist since 1976 and has been published in Saturday Evening Post, Boy’s Life, National Lampoon, Mad, Hustler, in greeting cards with American Greetings, Nobleworks and others, and in the Delaware Gazette newspaper. This is his eighth ebook with more to come. |
Sax Night: Comic Strips for Lovers (of Comic Strips)
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Looks Good On Paper, the hilarious comic strip feature from AM Universal’s GoComics line up, is back with the second collection ebook by Dan Collins! See LGOP’s best strips in brilliant HD on your mobile devices, displayed in wide angle landscape view that you can take with you everywhere you go. No need to run to the bookstore or the library; ebooks are the safest way to get your literary laughs in these infectious times! Watch out though, because once you are exposed to Dan’s unique humor, you’ll be struck with a terrible thirst for more. You’ll want to grab every one of his half dozen titles on Kindle, iBooks, Kobo and other sellers world-wide. Self isolation isn’t so bad when you can huddle up with Dan and let laughter take your mind off these maddening times. No mask is required to enter his world, but if you’re expelling lots of air we would highly recommend it. His sense of humor has a high viral load and there’s no such thing as a safe distance from it. His ebooks have spread around the world in a global fandemic with no vaccine in sight, so you might as well join the herd and expose yourself to the cure for what ails you.
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Fartoons: Cartoons from the Cloud
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There are a lot of fart humor books out there but none compare to this one! Fartoons is the culmination of 44 years of crafting the fart gag by Hustler cartoonist Dan Collins. Dan has devoted the better part of his life to the study of the human comedy and what could be more universally acknowledged as funny to humans than farts? The six-month-old baby and the ninety-six-year-old geriatric will instinctively grin at the sound of raspberries. People fart, animals fart, even insects fart! Pound for pound, stink bugs are the kings of the fart world. Undoubtedly, bacteria, microbes, and perhaps even viruses also cut the cheese after a hearty meal. If it lives, it farts, and if it farts, Dan is going to draw a cartoon about it. And if Dan draws a cartoon about it, you’re going to laugh!
Here are over 150 of the best fart ‘toons on the planet drawn by the inimitable Mr. Collins over the last four decades of his wild and wooly career. All brought together in portable, convenient ebook format for your phone, desktop, or tablet. Fartoons is like a bad stink — it’s everywhere. |
My Cartoonist Is Not Funny : from Looks Good On Paper on Gocomics
Fresh from the new GoComics.com site is collection number one of Dan's syndicated comic strip Looks Good On Paper. The strip is in it's fifth year, so it's time for the ebook! The first edition was an iBooks ebook created in their iBooks Author program. The Kindle version is now complete and ready for sale right now! Click the Kindle button for the link or just search for Dan Collins on your favorite seller's sites. This is our eleventh ebook here at Fun-E-Books Publishing and number 12 is already in production. The E-book Factory has retooled so look for a selection of fresh new ebooks in the coming months. We're really psyched here at FEB!
The LGOP series will be a new format of epub, a fixed layout ebook. They keep true to the designer's vision and don't reflow in unpredictable ways when a reader changes fonts and font sizes or flips the orientation of their device. Those are fun ebooks to do, don't get me wrong, but it's nice to get a little stability for a change. They also allow me to add interactive features like a video of me saying 'hi'. That would be a nice touch, don't you think?
The LGOP series will be a new format of epub, a fixed layout ebook. They keep true to the designer's vision and don't reflow in unpredictable ways when a reader changes fonts and font sizes or flips the orientation of their device. Those are fun ebooks to do, don't get me wrong, but it's nice to get a little stability for a change. They also allow me to add interactive features like a video of me saying 'hi'. That would be a nice touch, don't you think?
Cartoons That Will Send Me Straight To Hell 3 : The Third Coming
The third ebook in the series by Dan Collins
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The third edition of Cartoons That Will Send Me Straight To Hell by cartoonist-going-to-hell Dan Collins brings 224 more of his hilarious sins to light in what could be the final nail in his cosmic coffin. He may be doomed for eternity, but we are doomed to unending laughter with this latest collection of cartoons from Dan's fevered funny bone. Culled from his archives of 40 years of working in magazines, newspapers, and greeting cards, these are the creme de la crap of one of America's zaniest and off-the-wall cartoonists. Chicken strippers, house fly orchestras, and funeral home fire drills are just a sampling of the subjects Dan explores in his typically twisted fashion. Add to that alien moms, Amish drive-bys, Christian porn shops, leprechaun-doms and the Pubic Hair Fairy. If you have never seen Mr. Collins' handiwork with pen and ink then you are in for an ROFL rapture. It's Judgment Day for your blues as the apocalaughs rain down. Dan was one of the original Hustler cartoonists, he was an editorial cartoonist for The Delaware Gazette (Ohio), and is the creator of many best-selling greeting cards with companies like American Greetings, Leaning Tree, NobleWorks and many more. Dan also designed and produced this e-book of his original work under his Fun-E-Books Publishing brand. Dan is a funny, talented guy and we will miss him when he finally goes. Fortunately for us, he can't take his cartoons with him!
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Cartoons That Will Send Me Straight To Hell
Top 10 Best Seller on Amazon
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Dan Collins isn't a bad person. He's kind to animals, loves children and helps old ladies across the street. But when he gets a pencil in his hands, he becomes a menace. No subject is too taboo. From dead kittens, to Helen Keller, to organized religion, there's no subject he won't twist. Politically correct? Dan Collins doesn't know the meaning.
You've never seen cartoons like this before. This definitely isn't the Sunday funnies. Hilarious, demented and guaranteed to have you clutching your navel between gasps for air. Once you get hold of this book, you'll be convinced that this guy needs serious help before he's doomed to an eternity in hell.
Check out this collection of insane cartoons and see if you're as demented as Dan Collins. If you find yourself laughing hysterically at some of the most marvelously bent cartoons ever created, plan on joining him on his decent into the inferno.
You've never seen cartoons like this before. This definitely isn't the Sunday funnies. Hilarious, demented and guaranteed to have you clutching your navel between gasps for air. Once you get hold of this book, you'll be convinced that this guy needs serious help before he's doomed to an eternity in hell.
Check out this collection of insane cartoons and see if you're as demented as Dan Collins. If you find yourself laughing hysterically at some of the most marvelously bent cartoons ever created, plan on joining him on his decent into the inferno.
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The second in the "Straight To Hell" series of cartoon books by that side-splitting cartoonist Dan Collins continues where the first book left off, and keeps that crazy train barreling down the tracks. If you like your cartoons to come from left field and leave you asking ‚ "Where does this guy come up with this stuff?!"‚ then this ebook should be in your library.
Dan covers all the hot-button topics per usual, such as: politics, religion, aliens, and things people do in dimly lit rooms when they think the authorities aren't watching. He also touches on such assorted subjects as: lawyers, liberals, Lincoln and lost dogs. Not to mention: Mickey Mouse, Moses, meat dresses and Mr. Orgasm. We could go on for the rest of the alphabet, but rest assured that if there is a joke in it, Mr. Collins has probably thought of it.
He's been a professional cartoonist for over 34 years in magazines, newspapers, and greeting cards, creating well more than 12,000 individual pieces of ink-laced hilarity. His work has appeared nationally and around the world in venues of all kinds, both print and on the web.
His work appeals to persons young and old, liberal and conservative, rich or poor, smart or dumb, alien parasite co-opted and normal humanoid. His humor finds the weak point in your funny bone and exploits it for monetary gain and free beer when he can manage. We can safely guarantee that you'll want to buy him a few rounds after reading this book. Cheers!
Dan covers all the hot-button topics per usual, such as: politics, religion, aliens, and things people do in dimly lit rooms when they think the authorities aren't watching. He also touches on such assorted subjects as: lawyers, liberals, Lincoln and lost dogs. Not to mention: Mickey Mouse, Moses, meat dresses and Mr. Orgasm. We could go on for the rest of the alphabet, but rest assured that if there is a joke in it, Mr. Collins has probably thought of it.
He's been a professional cartoonist for over 34 years in magazines, newspapers, and greeting cards, creating well more than 12,000 individual pieces of ink-laced hilarity. His work has appeared nationally and around the world in venues of all kinds, both print and on the web.
His work appeals to persons young and old, liberal and conservative, rich or poor, smart or dumb, alien parasite co-opted and normal humanoid. His humor finds the weak point in your funny bone and exploits it for monetary gain and free beer when he can manage. We can safely guarantee that you'll want to buy him a few rounds after reading this book. Cheers!
Dirty Cartoons the Series: Cartoons from Hustler Magazine
Once upon a time I worked for men's magazines. Yes, I was a dirty cartoonist; I drew naked ladies for a living. It wasn't a bad living—I made a regular salary, I had a 401K and company health insurance (paid entirely by the company for a lot of those years, 34 to be exact). I was published globally, in up to five publications with L.F.P. inc. I created upwards of 15,000 pieces of phallic phun! Up to now there were few ways to republish these for today's readers. Kindle would change all that. You can buy all manner of naughty publications on the Kindle platform but they are hard to find. They don't pop up in search queries much. They are somewhat concealed so as not to let kids get their dirty little mitts on them. They reside under the Graphic novel/Erotica category. Or you can just type in "dirty cartoons" (naturally). I always use book titles with "cartoons" in the name as it aids in discovery quite nicely. These two new ebooks are the first steps in resurrecting all my old 'naughty things' for those of you with a taste in the naughtier things, and who, really, doesn't? We all can use a little spice in life after all.
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The weirdest Cartoon E-book ever
What is it about flies and shit that is so funny that someone would create an entire e-book of cartoons about it? If you knew anything at all about long-time cartoonist Dan Collins, you wouldn't ask that question. He finds his crazy humor in the most unlikely of places. He goes where no cartoonist has gone before; where no cartoonist would go; where no cartoonist should go. He's like the James T. Kirk of cartoons: he doesn't believe in rules and thinks they are made to be broken. He does it his way and somehow succeeds in pulling it off, and then gets away with everything because he's just so gosh darn cute. And also he has a best friend who is sort of green and his ears are kinda weird-looking. Yo, Vinnie!
This e-book contains more than 150 of the funniest cartoons about the most un-funniest of subjects the world has ever known! We dare you, the reader, to not smirk or smile after just one page of this off-the-charts cartoon collection, the fourth self-produced and self-published by Mr. Collins and Fun-E-Books Publishing. We guarantee you that this is some good ... stuff!
Exclusively on Amazon Kindle.
This e-book contains more than 150 of the funniest cartoons about the most un-funniest of subjects the world has ever known! We dare you, the reader, to not smirk or smile after just one page of this off-the-charts cartoon collection, the fourth self-produced and self-published by Mr. Collins and Fun-E-Books Publishing. We guarantee you that this is some good ... stuff!
Exclusively on Amazon Kindle.